calmingmanatee: [IMAGE DESCRIPTION: A photograph of a manatee, close up. The manatee’s face is mostly obscured by a lettuce. TEXT: “Manatees are grey, water is blue, I got you this lettuce, because no one is as special as you!”] (Image credit) Hello! Would you please be my Valentine? I hope you say yes, because you are my favourite person. This makes me happy and I think everyone needs to see it. Lettuces are underrated.